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"Officially unofficial unneeded things from Tavish Country"

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LIVE, LAUGH, LIST. Trucker Hat

LIVE, LAUGH, LIST. Trucker Hat

Worn by Trent. Endorsed by no one. Embroidered in passive-aggressive cursive.

$24.00
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SPARC Enamel Pin

SPARC Enamel Pin

Glow-in-the-dark hedgehog variant included. For aesthetic reconciliation and defiance.

$12.00
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May Our Boundaries Remain Evergreen Tea Towel

May Our Boundaries Remain Evergreen Tea Towel

Featuring the 1915 Women's Council motto and subtly cursed stitching.

$18.00
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HOA Infraction Oracle Deck

HOA Infraction Oracle Deck

52 cards. Each one a violation. Each one a prophecy.

$30.00
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🌘 Limited Collection: "The Maze Remembers"

Reflective Safety Vest – Maze Edition

Reflective Safety Vest – Maze Edition

Made from recycled HOA signage. Only visible during arguments.

$48.00
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Bye Cynthia Mirrorprint Tee

"Bye Cynthia." Mirrorprint Tee

The writing only shows up in reflections. 100% existential cotton.

$22.00
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