"You are our addressable market."
Worn by Trent. Endorsed by no one. Embroidered in passive-aggressive cursive.
Glow-in-the-dark hedgehog variant included. For aesthetic reconciliation and defiance.
Featuring the 1915 Women's Council motto and subtly cursed stitching.
For the people in your life who would stab you if a spreasheet told them to.
Laminated booklet. Features 34 signs of spectral misalignment with HOA policy.
"All subscribers will eventually be called upon."
